Professorial Coping Strategy #719: To avoid grading, spend time making a stupid illustration in response to a friend’s joking complaint that Disney Princesses haven’t yet been re-imagined as transition metals.
I admit that that’s a highly specialized and idiosyncratic one.
Next installment in a few days or so: phrases! You know, “does a great job,” “in today’s society,” and so on. Send your suggestions! This caption contains more exclamation points than I normally like to use! Don’t let it be in vain!
Includes topical humor that might not make sense a year from now, unless he wins his election, in which case, here’s a new nickname for NYC. You’re welcome. The text is from a few years ago. (Yes, I have a list.)